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May 15, 2008 6:29:55 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on May 15, 2008 6:29:55 GMT -5
85% of liverpudlian male's say they enjoy sex in the shower...the other 15% haven't been to jail yet
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May 15, 2008 9:40:08 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on May 15, 2008 9:40:08 GMT -5
Lol,heard it beofre
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May 30, 2008 13:09:43 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on May 30, 2008 13:09:43 GMT -5
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Chelsea are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
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Jun 3, 2008 16:43:53 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Jun 3, 2008 16:43:53 GMT -5
Chelsea have apparently set up a call centre for fans who are troubled by their current form.
The number is 0800 10 10 10.
Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.
Once again the number is
0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing
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Jun 3, 2008 17:01:14 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Jun 3, 2008 17:01:14 GMT -5
I am sure you are a man u fan man u scum aint you.!!
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Jun 3, 2008 17:04:50 GMT -5
Post by Pasty ! on Jun 3, 2008 17:04:50 GMT -5
Lol! Notta bad joke!
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Jun 19, 2008 14:58:47 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Jun 19, 2008 14:58:47 GMT -5
what does ronaldo and limp bizkit have in common? they keep rolling rolling rolling
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Jun 20, 2008 0:44:02 GMT -5
Post by Pasty ! on Jun 20, 2008 0:44:02 GMT -5
Lol! Awsum Joke! I'll tell you what is a joke; I just put on Sky Sports News and they're showing some people's opinions about this 'Ronaldo leaving' business. A guy named Mohammed says he's been a Scum fan all his life (I bet he's just arrived here)!
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Jul 1, 2008 16:16:00 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Jul 1, 2008 16:16:00 GMT -5
Steve is out with his wife and, for a special surprise, she takes him to a lapdancing club. The doorman says, "Hello Steve! How's it going?" Shocked, his wife says, "huh? How do you know him?" "Erm," replies Steve, "I play footy with him sometimes."
As the enter the club, the barman says, "hey Steve, mate- a Carlsberg as usual then?" Before his angry wife can react, Steve says, "erm, err - I know him because he's the barman at the pub near our office during lunchtime - this must be his night job."
Next, a sexy lapdancer comes up to him and says, "hey Steve, you stud - fancy the all inclusive special dance again?" At this his wife is really pissed off - she storms out, dragging husband Steve with her, and jumps in a taxi with him.
The taxi driver turns round, winks at Steve and says, "bloody Hell Steve - you've pulled a right fucking slapper this time!"
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Jul 2, 2008 4:53:21 GMT -5
Post by Pasty ! on Jul 2, 2008 4:53:21 GMT -5
That's an awesome joke! Lmao!
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Jul 2, 2008 16:45:17 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Jul 2, 2008 16:45:17 GMT -5
Lmao,class
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Jul 13, 2008 16:18:43 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Jul 13, 2008 16:18:43 GMT -5
i heard dire straits are reforming and chris rea is joining to form a supergroup called Dire Rea
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Jul 14, 2008 7:39:58 GMT -5
Post by Pasty ! on Jul 14, 2008 7:39:58 GMT -5
Lol! Cool Joke!
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Jul 15, 2008 16:07:55 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Jul 15, 2008 16:07:55 GMT -5
A man goes to the doctors with an orange cock The doctor says "thats strange what do you do for a living" The man replies " I don't work doctor I'm unemployed" Doctor says " so what do you do all day then" Man says " watch porn and eat wotsits"
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Jul 15, 2008 16:59:53 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Jul 15, 2008 16:59:53 GMT -5
Lol
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