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Jul 15, 2008 19:48:23 GMT -5
Post by Pasty ! on Jul 15, 2008 19:48:23 GMT -5
Sean, where do you get these jokes lol?
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Jul 16, 2008 1:24:50 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Jul 16, 2008 1:24:50 GMT -5
everywhere,whenever i hear a joke if its good i post it.
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Jul 20, 2008 9:44:15 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Jul 20, 2008 9:44:15 GMT -5
Liverpool have made 2 new signings, a Japanese and an Italian. Rafa Benitez says they should fit in well with the scouce culture, their names are Nikamotta and Robatelli
Marriage counsellor says to a couple "tell me something both of you have in common? After a long silence the husband says "We both don't suck cock"
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Jul 20, 2008 16:13:35 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Jul 20, 2008 16:13:35 GMT -5
Lol 1st joke was good
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Jul 30, 2008 12:02:38 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Jul 30, 2008 12:02:38 GMT -5
A fella who has`nt had an erection in years has a go at a method he has read about in a very old medical book, It explains push your finger into a vagina and then rub the finger around your nose. That night when his wife is in a deep sleep he dips his finger into her vagina and rubs it around his nose. INSTANT ERECTION!!! he wakes her up, "Look at this love!!", Fucking hell, you wake me up in the middle of the night just to show me you`ve got a nose bleed
I took the missus out last night...................... one punch........................ fucking beauty!
What has an illegal immigrant and a sperm got in common? Millions of the bastards come flooding in but only one works!
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Jul 30, 2008 12:16:26 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Jul 30, 2008 12:16:26 GMT -5
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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Jul 30, 2008 12:25:42 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Jul 30, 2008 12:25:42 GMT -5
leeds United chairman, Ken Bates, has today announced that the club are to merge with neighbouring rugby league team leeds Rhinos. The new club will be called leeds Urinals.
In Maddie Mcann Case,What do the Portuguese police and the Premiership have in common?? No leeds!!!
With leeds and Doncaster into the playoff final there's going to be a lot of broken hearted Yorkshiremen on the way back home. It's 5 quid for a meat pie at Wembley.
To be fair to Josef Fritzl, when he locked his daughter up 24 years ago, he did agree to release her when Huddersfield Town beat leeds United again. 20/10/84 1-0 15/04/08 1-0
Watching Swansea play leeds the other week and I was standing with this bloke that had the most unusual dog. Just before half time leeds scored and the dog leapt on it's back two feet and started to applaud with it's front paws. I said " Bloody hell mate that dogs something else, what does it do when Swansea score ? " The bloke replied " Fuck knows I've only had him 2 seasons "
There was an old woman from leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds in less than an hour her tits were in flower and her vagina was covered in weeds
(Getting The Coat Now,Fuck It)
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Jul 30, 2008 17:27:35 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Jul 30, 2008 17:27:35 GMT -5
Lmao a few good jokes
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Sept 25, 2008 11:32:27 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Sept 25, 2008 11:32:27 GMT -5
Kevin Blackwell admits to making selection mistakes against Arsenal the other night. He's now saying he should've played Gary Glitter as he knows how to handle kids!!
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Sept 25, 2008 11:50:56 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Sept 25, 2008 11:50:56 GMT -5
ha lol
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Oct 1, 2008 15:27:30 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Oct 1, 2008 15:27:30 GMT -5
A bloke notices a tasty bird giving him the eye in the supermarket. "Do i know you"? He asks. She say's "aren't you the dad of one of my kids"? He thinks back to the only time he has been unfaithful and say's "Were you the hooker i fucked over the pool table at my stag do while your mate spanked me with a poece of wet celery while shoving a massive cucumber up my arse"? She stares at him (with the face sean does) and say's "NO, im you daughters teacher"
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Oct 1, 2008 15:34:17 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Oct 1, 2008 15:34:17 GMT -5
sky sports poll names joe kinnear as worst caretaker appointment in history- ian huntley came close 2nd.
things are bad at home,wife is sick of me. what with football,rugby,cricket and fishing so i thought fuck it will treat her booked a table for 2 last night at 8 o clock by 9 o clock things were 10 times worse
she hadnt even potted a red
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Oct 2, 2008 1:29:51 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Oct 2, 2008 1:29:51 GMT -5
Likes the first joke lmaoo
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Oct 7, 2008 14:01:23 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Oct 7, 2008 14:01:23 GMT -5
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!"
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boy friend...so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast..., he won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "what happened.....?" Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The ***er had all quarters!'"
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Oct 8, 2008 9:25:36 GMT -5
Post by Pasty ! on Oct 8, 2008 9:25:36 GMT -5
Nice joke Rick! Lmao!
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