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Feb 2, 2010 2:49:12 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Feb 2, 2010 2:49:12 GMT -5
lol
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Feb 2, 2010 6:04:28 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Feb 2, 2010 6:04:28 GMT -5
wayne bridge said he wont play for england at the world cup if terry is,lets hope terry meets heskeys wife before then.
ashley cole just got caught doin 104mph in a 50mph zone. when questioned by police 2 why he was speeding he said l've just heard john terry is parked outside my house
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Feb 12, 2010 7:45:43 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Feb 12, 2010 7:45:43 GMT -5
All my family were round today and I got a bit nervous so I went to the bathroom to do a poo. I still can't do Simpsons impressions in front of them.
I wonder why the Rolling Stones weren't asked to help with the song for Haiti.
My mate facebook raped me with " just having a wank over my mum"
not sure what's more disturbing the fact he knew I was doing it or the fact my mum sent me a picture to help me
I just heard Gary Glitter had been caught having sex with an 85 year old. Then I realised I'd misheard..... it was a Haiti 5 year old!
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Feb 18, 2010 7:11:08 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Feb 18, 2010 7:11:08 GMT -5
Manchester United utility man John O'Shea has been listed as a summer transfer target for Barcelona, according to Spanish newspaper Sport.
It is claimed that the conquerors of Europe are looking to bring in a player to act as cover for defender Dani Alves, and the Irishman has reportedly emerged as a target alongside Osasuna's young full-back Cesar Azpilicueta.
Not a joke but made me laugh alot
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Feb 18, 2010 12:21:30 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Feb 18, 2010 12:21:30 GMT -5
omg lol
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Mar 7, 2010 15:01:40 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Mar 7, 2010 15:01:40 GMT -5
Broke down in the car last night and pulled over on the side of the road. A drunk walks up to me and said "Whats up?" I said "piston broke". The drunk says "So am i!"
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Mar 10, 2010 10:55:20 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Mar 10, 2010 10:55:20 GMT -5
Dont get that lol
What did the tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing their stuck up cunts
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Mar 21, 2010 15:20:46 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Mar 21, 2010 15:20:46 GMT -5
My new muslim girlfriend keeps talking about a blow job. I don't know wether to get my cock out or warn london transport....
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Apr 8, 2010 13:32:56 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Apr 8, 2010 13:32:56 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS: Bayern Munich have been arrested for ROBBEN Man United of the champions league!
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Apr 26, 2010 12:27:08 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Apr 26, 2010 12:27:08 GMT -5
Manchester United have signed a new striker from Nigeria.
On his first day of training, Ferguson picked up the ball and said 'BALL' then pointed at the goal and said 'Goal'. Then he demonstrated a kicking motion and said 'Kick! Understand?' 'Kick ball, goal, GOOOOOAAAALLL!'
Eventually the young African plucks up courage to say "Excuse me Mr Ferguson but I speak very good English", to which he replies ' Sit down son, I'm talking to Berbatov.'
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Jun 2, 2010 17:41:52 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Jun 2, 2010 17:41:52 GMT -5
Cumbrian man, Derrick Bird, will be flown to South Africa tomorrow to spearhead englands world cup charge after todays excellent 'hitman' performance. England manager Fabio Capello is said have called up bird after landing more shots on target than Heskey has all year.
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Jan 10, 2011 10:45:14 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Jan 10, 2011 10:45:14 GMT -5
Howard webbs kids have denied that their father is a secret man united fan, he is totally unbiased said Matt, Alex, Bobby, Eric and Cristiano
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