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Sept 21, 2007 10:10:13 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Sept 21, 2007 10:10:13 GMT -5
mourinho has issued a statement expressing that
"i want to go back to portugal and not be seen again"
kate McCann has offered to help
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Sept 21, 2007 10:17:32 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Sept 21, 2007 10:17:32 GMT -5
aww harsh but funny
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Nov 7, 2007 11:32:36 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Nov 7, 2007 11:32:36 GMT -5
got some jokes about pasty and his mother lol ready -
What does pasty's mother say after sex? A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"
The Last time pasty was inside a woman,he visited the statue of liberty
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Nov 7, 2007 16:59:53 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Nov 7, 2007 16:59:53 GMT -5
lol
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Nov 22, 2007 14:59:53 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Nov 22, 2007 14:59:53 GMT -5
Whats the difference between Lewis Hamilton and England?
In the morning Hamilton will have a McLaren
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Nov 22, 2007 15:28:12 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Nov 22, 2007 15:28:12 GMT -5
lol heard that one this morning.
Paddy is in a disco. He asks a girl "How about a fuck?" She replies "Im on my menstrual cycle". "Great" says Paddy "Im on my scooter, I'll follow you home".
''What's nine inches long and dangles in front of a cunt ?''
''McClarens tie''
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Nov 27, 2007 10:22:33 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Nov 27, 2007 10:22:33 GMT -5
Teacher to class ''What does your dad do at weekends ?''
Little Tommy ''Hes a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if he gets enough money, he lets the punters bum him, and come in his gob''.
Teacher ''Tommy come outside with me''. ''Is this true ??''
Tommy ''No miss, it's bollocks, I was too embarassed, he plays for England''.
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Nov 27, 2007 13:28:20 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Nov 27, 2007 13:28:20 GMT -5
it should be Teacher to class ''What does your dad do at weekends ?''
Little Tommy ''Hes a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if he gets enough money, he lets the punters bum him, and come in his gob''.
Teacher ''Tommy come outside with me''. ''Is this true ??''
Tommy ''No miss, it's bollocks, I was too embarassed, hes cristiano ronaldo''.
lol joking
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Nov 27, 2007 17:47:31 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Nov 27, 2007 17:47:31 GMT -5
it should be Teacher to class ''What does your dad do at weekends ?''
Little Tommy ''Hes a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if he gets enough money, he lets the punters bum him, and come in his gob''.
Teacher ''Tommy come outside with me''. ''Is this true ??''
Tommy ''No miss, it's bollocks, I was too embarassed, hes Tresor Kandol''.
lol
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Dec 4, 2007 12:15:52 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Dec 4, 2007 12:15:52 GMT -5
got my credit card stolen last xmas,the theif only spends £100 a month which is less than my wife does.so i didnt report it.
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Dec 4, 2007 17:12:33 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Dec 4, 2007 17:12:33 GMT -5
LOL!
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Dec 5, 2007 6:06:10 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Dec 5, 2007 6:06:10 GMT -5
Bloke sat at the bar minding his own business, when some chav on the way to the bogs , smacks him on the back of the neck. Bloke 'What the fuck ?'. On the way back the chav says 'thats Karate from Japan, you mug'.
Later, after a few more drinks bloke feels a kick to his back, and the chav says' Thats Kung Fu from China'. Bloke gets up and leaves, only to return and knock the chav out cold.
He says to the barman 'When that cunt comes round tell him that was a Shovel from B and Q.
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Dec 5, 2007 11:41:38 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Dec 5, 2007 11:41:38 GMT -5
lol fucking awesome
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Dec 10, 2007 13:32:33 GMT -5
Post by RickyKnoCCout on Dec 10, 2007 13:32:33 GMT -5
Tramp walks in to a Jewellers, drops his pants, bends over and starts to finger his arse, Much to the shock and horror of the other customers. The assistant storms over and says to him "What the fuck do you think your doing? Get out of here immediately" The Tramps, grunts pulls up his shreddies and drags the assistant outside, then angrily points to the sign on the shop window....
"COME INSIDE AND PICK YOUR RING IN COMFORT"
thankyouverymuch
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Dec 22, 2007 8:49:50 GMT -5
Post by sean tomkins on Dec 22, 2007 8:49:50 GMT -5
When i was 12 my father told me that if i masterbated i would go blind. I said, "I'm over here dad!"
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